Perhaps the government should give tax incentives to homeowners who replace real grass with Astroturf.

Whenever he reverses direction you can see the problem it has with traction. In fact it generally Moonwalks a lot. It would not get up any incline worth talking about. Without rollers on the Theo Jensen legs, it could not coast along, but it would deal with hills. Would that make it a Fixie?

First thought as I look at that is, "We're on another F'ing planet". ("We" being a robotic device created by humans).

A cookie monster..

No wisecracks. No memes. No putdowns. Just awesome..

The butts let the scene down. But who am I to complain. I remember the texture files in Wolfenstein 3D..

Russian space pencil wins again..

With all those TV shows about reclaimers and rubble to riches, someone must be clamoring to get their hands on those knobs.. Uh, wait, that didn't come out right..

I feel this needed to be included, given fiber optics were mentioned. Insane detail. If this guys adds more pics to show he detailed the inside, like the toys (removable "lid"), my mind will be (more) blown.

Well, little Suzie won't be sharing her secrets in the treehouse or the playground unless the accompanying Ken doll has a 4G WiFi hotspot chip stuffed up his... shirt.

That you are a star in an 80's action TV series. That's your hero theme music man..

Looks radioactive, doesn't it? Rolex, along with many watch manufacturers moved away from radoactive lumes like Radium and Tritium.

Rolex Milgauss would be my preference, but consider the sentiment agreed with. I'd take a SS Rolex that will increase in value and still do what it was designed to in forty years over a watch with tech that will be redundant in 10 years and "only" worth it's weight in gold.

Somewhere in that image, Soran has his platform set up..

Technically The Pump is a new shoe. Insta-pumps were the OG, of which the first few (and subsequent special editions) shipped with an actual pump that could inflate the shoe instantly, hence the name. They even had Insta-Pump inflation stations at events.

Wow. Just WOW. No Redbull or GoPro sponsorship! How amazing is that?

I did the interior backlight mod.

Will they ship with a can of Raid? Aren't bugs highly attracted to IR and blue spectrum light sources?

The vest is shaped in a way that also will keep him the right way up if the board stays attached to his feet. Unlike a regular board, this one isn't gone the second you wipe out, it's attached and has a massive effect on spills.

Check any Cichlid forum or tropical aquarium group that covers Cichlids.