Ultimate? Pah.

The "Inception" winner just didn't float my boat. Your pic to me is a win right there. Where was it taken from?

I got bullied at school. But the bullies were bigger than me. One day a big kid grabbed my hair and kicked my legs out from under me and dragged me about ten yards by the hair. As soon as his other arm came near, I bit him so hard he let go, and then I brought his head down onto my upcoming knee. He gave me a black…

This sparked a fond memory of listening to Slippery When Wet on a copied C90 cassette while playing Electrocop on my Atari Lynx. (Copied because I'd worn out the original over a few years - honest).

You are not watching a dog hunt. You are watching a dog retrieve at a duck hunt.

If I'm watching advertisement-free programming, then the TV is all I need.

Pinball table with interactive glass overlay!

Well if they can't beat 'em, join em?

An iPhone dev kit costs $99, and whilst your app has to go through the approval process, essentially indy and home developers with talent / vision can make their money / games on their terms.

I think I may simply end up moving from a 15" MBP to the highest spec 11" Air, and treat myself to a 27" cinema display for "proper" desk work. (I currently just use the laptop screen). My wife could also plug in her 13" MBP at the desk and my NAS remains my high capacity music storage.

I've managed to forget to buy fresh D-Cell batteries for my daughter's electronic crib mobile the last three days; D's being the only type which are rarely needed in rechargeable form and hence I do not own. I walk a block away from a hardware store on my way home and I'm getting this app.

Research Sam, C'mon! - They're not steered like an RC car.

See now in your situation I'd definitely get one. i.e. no large screen mobile device.

No, it means like all the other passengers, you exercise patience and tolerance. And hope that when the time comes, and you have kids, and it's been 14 months since you last visited (insert close relative or home town), and you really, really need a vacation to stay sane, that your kid sleeps through the flight.

Between my 15" unibody MBP and my iPhone 4, I can't mentally make a gap big enough to fit an iPad into.

You don't belong on a plane. A plane is public transport, open to anyone who buys a ticket. Why don't you go sit in a walled off section. First class maybe. Can't afford it? Sucks to be you...

That guy would be Banksy.

That car needs a mirror-smooth clearcoat put on top of that patina.

Tiffany Jewelry is all monumentally ugly, over-branded and over priced. Ugh.

YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE.