They mentioned two other products, of whom are competitors. Don't like don't read?

If I start seeing "Criosphynx read XYZ article on Lifehacker!" I'm going to throw bricks.

Gonna be honest here. This is the first Giz article wherein I've read every last word. Wholeheartedly enjoyed this article!

Can't... stop... laughing!

It is 310% of it's original size, 210% larger overall. I think they're less stupid but more exploitative.

You Sir, have an awesome wife.

That sound cannot be unheard haha

This makes me want to refill pixie sticks with black powder.

Same here. The PS3 interface for Hulu is a work of art.

Because DVICE featured it...

You're right, but I can't imagine that would be very comfortable on the palms :(

Same here. I think it has much less to do with temperature and more to do with empathy. A study on teachers vs convicts... that would be interesting.

What if the mere scent of vinegar makes you want to projectile vomit?

Why would Google have his SSN?

I don't really think you can account the bubbly shelf life to the product itself here. Soda as we know it is packed full of compounds and solutions that are specifically in place to preserve the longevity of the carbonation. When you're working with water and nothing but, it's a different ball game. You'll also notice…

And your comment! Just kidding, you're totally right. It is interesting for a whole ten seconds at least.

Wow thanks, that looks... maybe comfortable? Hope they come with the pretty lady included.

What...? I don't... understand lol. How do you sit on this? "There's no back". Is the part on the left not for the back/lower back? Do you wrap your legs around and curl backward or something? This is a new concept to me.

Haha ain't that the truth.

Definitely a fan of Pulse. Wish they had a web interface for it, though.