That's actually a pretty fun song. Good for her and her silly contact lenses.

Okay, if this is all it takes to "trick" you? You are very easily tricked.

Does Biebz have any actual friends? I'm beginning to suspect the answer is no.

More like "13 year olds from 1994 travel through time to the present, watch this, and cream their jeans." 13 year olds today do not know or care who Jared Leto is.

The photos that show up on Canadian FB ads are obviously the work of bots and are usually incredibly batshit. Recently I've gotten a hot girl with a pig nose for a debt reduction ad, some weird marbles for being a paralegal, and a lady holding a giant cat for "Things To Do In Toronto."

Yes, you can! Have fun!

You know what? That is awesome. Beautifully said.

Eat the rich.

That is an excellent point.

This kind of stupid shit happens all the time at Canadian universities. I remember being encouraged to chant "No means yes! Yes means anal!" during frosh week. Hilarious, right?

l love the way she says muuuuhhny.

I just passed two months with my OKCupid guy too! And it's also the best relationship I've ever been in! Are you me? Anyway, yay for us!

Why is it that whenever someone refers to men as 'males' or women as 'females', ridiculous sexist bullshit inevitably follows?

It does look a bit like "sorry for my arm", but on closer inspection I do think it's shut the fuck up. Awesome.

My handsome Indian man-friend looked at me adoringly yesterday and sighed "I'm so glad you're not into yoga. We did that shit as punishment when I was in school."

HA! That's a good point!

It totally works! My theory is that a lot of people out there never developed a creative outlet, and shopping - which is sort of like the creative process - has filled that void instead. Making stuff scratches the same itch in a much healthier way!

Okay, but Orlando Bloom is 36 and Condola Rashad is 26. How is this supposed to work in a story about teenagers being controlled by their parents? Is there a surprise twist ending where instead of buying poison they just fuck off and do what they want because they're grown-ass adults?

This is going to sound slightly weird, but I highly recommend that anyone with a shopping problem take up drawing, painting, collage, or another visual art. Shopping is a visual and tactile experience. Making a piece of art can push those same buttons, and provides a similar having-a-new-thing thrill when you're done.…

Holy shit, I look a LOT like Hilda. I can't even describe how weirdly validating this is for me right now.