Ugh. Everything else aside (and there is a lot to dislike here), why the hell doesn't anyone use "satirical" correctly? This is not satire. It's also not funny, but that's not the point because funny and satirical are NOT THE SAME THING.

They actually did know about the dangers of radiation at that point in history. Franklin was brilliant but astonishingly careless. She would often stand right in the beam, despite horrified colleagues telling her not to. Her early death is tragic, but there's something about her mad scientist quality that I find very…

Since we're talking birth control, may I ask a related question? I'm in a new relationship with great sex (yay!) and I don't really want to go back on the pill, because it made me mood swingy and dulled my libido. So far we've been using a combination of condoms and Vaginal Contraceptive Film when I remember to put it…

Well, joke's on you stupid website, because my Mom is already dead and I miss her like hell.

Fuck people who believe in ghosts. I work at a historic house museum, and I can't count the number of times I've been giving a tour to a really lovely, curious group of people who will be asking really thoughtful questions and having an interesting discussion when some clown pipes up "Hey did someone DIE here? Is it…

You have a REALLY interesting job!

She's also a unquestionably a candidate for World's Worst Speaking Voice. Ugh.

Wow, Tonje's production values have really improved.

I do this! You are not alone! This freckle-face burns through even the finest sunscreens. My sunbrella (as I call it) is the shit!

Actually, they aren't even vintage patterns. They're inspired by famous dresses, but that's it. It's a real missed opportunity of a book. The Patterns of Fashion series is much better.

I have Famous Frocks, but it's a disappointing sewing book. No photos of the finished dresses, and the sizes only go up to a 10! You'd be better off with patterns from EvaDress or even the Vintage Vogue line

HAHAHA! That's amazing, thank you!

Aw, poor Suri Cruise. Katie Holmes seems like a loving Mom, but the sheer volume of media attention that has followed her young life has got to be damaging.

This is a good concept, but they need to focus-group that character design a bit more. Goldie Blox has flat, lifeless eyes. Kids notice that stuff.

I've never admitted this to anyone, but when I was about 10-13 I constantly imagined hanging out with the entire cast of Start Trek: The Next Generation. I am old and weird.

Gerard and I have had SO many imaginary makeout sessions. Sigh...

I am spluttering, trying to find words to describe how evil this is and failing. HOLY. FUCK.

Not like the UK has cheese. They invented cheddar. They are really, really good at cheese. I feel Gwyneth on that one.

I see what you're saying, but I don't think it's a huge issue. Even if a trans person wasn't upfront about what's under their clothes for some reason, the worst-case scenario would be a few minutes of awkwardness. You'd see a penis, say "oh, sorry, this doesn't work for me", and leave, wouldn't you?

My Grandma was so worried about gender confusion that she used to scotch tape a bow to my sister's little bald head.