Oh, Mindy Kaling, I feel you. I got a the biggest artistic grant of my career (so far, anyway) the same week that my mother died. It was so strange. What would have been a piece of great news was just this strange, neutral information, and I felt like I couldn't tell anyone because it was just so...obscene to…

The real problem is that the Dr. Erika Show is boring. We need a lady Bill Nye!

Lindsay, your grammar is making my brain hurt. If they are not what? Listed in Forbes? Millionaires? Cut? WHAT?

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FASHION LIKE SHALLOW GIRLY-GIRLS? IT'S NOT LIKE 'FASHION' IS IN THE NAME OF THE SITE AND...

I guess I imagined something more like a Real Housewife? Or Scrooge McDuck? I guess my reaction was a bit silly. And missing the point.

No, you're absolutely right. Her appearance isn't the issue, especially when her words are so reprehensible. Being surprised by her appearance was my honest reaction (I guess I expected someone more like Real Housewife?), but that's my dumb problem, not hers.

Not that there's a right or wrong way for the world's wealthiest woman to look, but that's not how I would have imagined the appearance of the world's wealthiest woman.

"Influential" is a pretty generous description of Krista Ford. "Vaguely familiar because she looks like her Dad in a wig" would be more accurate. And like the rest of her family she is incredibly dim. It's an awesome time to be a Torontonian.

"Meant to be" by whom? Your invisible sky-friend? Please.

Ha! That's very true.

Amanda Palmer sound good here, but she even manages to seem smug while naked and writhing in a tub. It's like smugness is her superpower.

I don't know, the vibe I got from this was more sweet than controlling. And frankly, Kanye does have better style than Kim. Her hair looks great and she seems really pleased. I have no idea if their romance is real or not, but they both appear to be having genuine fun.

Good idea, but she should also ban sick people. After all, they're crawling with disease! She could catch something! Maybe that will motivate them to get healthy before they come see her.

I don't associate a hairstyle with sexuality! That's why I said a short haircut looked gay! Don't you people understand that I am a hilarious cool bisexual? God.

Of course conservatives suck at jokes. Humour is a kind of empathy. They aren't funny because they are literally incapable of imagining what it would be like to be someone else.

Well said.

You are so right. If anything can unite the world in shared joy, it's this gif. Well done.

Amanda Bynes! Just stop driving! You are obviously not good at it. That's okay. Not everyone has to drive. Especially not everyone who can afford to take cabs or get a car service. Just. Stop. Driving.

Um. Iplex is a synthetic growth factor, Jane Pratt. It would make an average person heavier, not psychic.

I never got why people liked Jane magazine. It was like a regular fashion magazine but written by that girl you know who thinks she's a wry, detached genius but is actually just unpleasant and insecure.