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Dear Leslie,

Thank you. Two things can be true— we can acknowledge that this is more than most rapists get, while maintaining that it is insufficient. Additionally, I would argue that he WAS coddled, and the judge WAS lenient, because he’s a rich white kid, drenched in privilege. Let’s be real, black and brown rapists would never…

Dude she just turned 21 in April.

We are so overdue for a plague

I feel like despite the absolutely ridiculous nature of this show (that I love) it is quickly becoming a useful manual on “who not to date”. I wish my young 20 year old self had watched this and learned not to pine after Chad’s evil twin so many years ago.

“You’re just funny, there’s so many different sides of you,” Jojo responded, calling him “mysterious.” She doubled down Tuesday, writing in her blog about the episode that “Chad is a complex guy with complex emotions.”

2. Then wasn’t there the police report that said there were no signs of abuse that evening

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

I don’t think she was an actual baby.

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.

I don’t want a heart anymore.

I have just finally gotten to the point in life where I am comfortable wearing tops that aren’t super loose or conservative because of all of the shit I got in middle school and high school for having large breasts in proportion to my frame. Fuck those supervisors for pulling that bullshit. It is that type of behavior…

Here he is, presumably describing the ideal proportions of a lady- about this tall, with no teeth, and a flat head you can rest your beer on.

Technically we are all perpetually two weeks pregnant... even when we’re not. #science

No I fully understand the biological implications of what you’re saying. Yes, you can age out of effective birth age.

Seriously, were this any other circumstance, they would be telling women to cover up more in the restroom because it’s in men’s nature to roam the earth sniffing out vaginas like malnourished hyenas.

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it