I come here to make jokes.

My mom loves the Hallmark Christmas movies. One day I was kinda making fun of the titles by making up my own. My mom then says “That’s a real movie!!!!” The title I made up that happened to be real- A Grandpa For Christmas.

Robby’s inner life: “my hair, my hair, social media influencing, my hair...”

No. I understand it. I was watching my friend’s kid (4) play at their house when she spilled some of her paint. In a panick, she tried to cover up her mistake by pushing the paint off of the table. Of course, that just smeared everything and made a bigger mess, but she’s only 4!

I have literally emerged from the shower and realized I have forgotten to shave an entire leg

You need to calm down, brother. No one was lynched.

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

Yeah, you’ve had way worse. And? Asians should just shut up about everything race related cause they haven’t had it the worst of all?

On what possible metric are Asian people oppressed? Asian people have higher average incomes, higher levels of education, lower rates of incarceration, better access to healthcare, and fewer instances of police violence then WHITE PEOPLE. Asian people literally outperform WHITE PEOPLE on ALL the metrics.

Since you’re not asian, you can’t be expected to understand what it’s like to be within a stone’s throw of acceptance but always kept at arm’s length fulfilling the role of yes men. Don’t try to understand it, you can’t, you’re not asian and don’t have the lived experience.

Agreed, men should not have to wear suits. Among many other things, it’s a huge contributor to overuse of air conditioning and detrimental to our environment and natural resources.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

No, you have a valid viewpoint and I respect you for being willing to come forth. Some people are just unreasonable and are out there to make other people scapegoats. Case in point:

I’m of two minds with the Kenny going back to talk to Lee situation I am a petty bitch and I get why he would want to rub it all up in Lee’s racist face and it did feel very vindicating to watch him do it. But I also get Rachel being over it she’s probably wanted to get rid of Lee for the longest and the producers…

I can’t explain it fully, because I am not a race scholar, but I can make reference to an analogy, although it is a poor analogy.

I have relatives who are high school teachers, and have had this debate with them. They’ll say things about how high school girls are all dressing “slutty these days” (ugh), their cleavage is too much, etc etc, they just want attention. And I’m like listen, WHY do you care? Why do kids have to dress professionally?…

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

“Only attacks dogs who...?” How many dogs has her vigilante dog attacked? Did he have a little cape?

What a wretched piece of shit. If I had a beard that was vomited into and then shaved it off into a rotten-meat filled dumpster and added soiled diapers to the dumpster on a hot summer’s weekend, it would be less odious than him. Fuck Piers Morgan.

This is fucking sickening. Fuck these guys. I don’t even know what else to say. I hope these assholes all go to prison for a long time, and while they’re there they get treated the way rapists and sexual abusers should be treated in prison.