You, sir, are part of the problem.

So intelligent and informed. Your fathers must be proud. I assume you were born of an ass.

Please climb upon your highest high-horses that you may lob your ridicule with the utmost disdain when I say…"This is really not important". What are scientists doing to prevent stray white boys from wasting entire classrooms of students? NOTHING! Prioritize, people, or you will cease to exist…science and all.

You still have failed to make a point. Will a mental image of my middle finger suffice in the interim?

"researchers have been working for a long time to reproduce the mysterious evolutionary step that grew legs on fish". Yet, in the greatest stroke of irony in human history, they overlooked the glaring fact that they have not reproduced "evolution" but, by doing it themselves, have proved Intelligent Design.

Because you said so? Who the hell are you? Have you counted, read and ranked all* of the comments on Gizmodo? And just how do you define "stupid"? According to your own disposition. You're some guy with an opinion—just like me. I, therefore, arbitrarily declare your comment to be in the Top Nine Stupidest…

Here's one thing that M$ft could do that would definitely work: Name it "iPad".

Mapping the ever-changing world is a huge undertaking. Let's be patient with the $100Bn tech behemoth. Everything they've produced, until Maps, has shown that (unlike certain unnamed tech behemoths) their profit motive is second to their desire to produce the best product possible. They'll get there, eventually.

Because the US owns HAARP. Got it.

Why is he dumb for trying to get freedom? Granted, he's no engineer but it's inhumane to hold someone against their will no matter what they've done.

I love how "science", as standard procedure, mocks and ridicules everything—until they find it standing on their doorstep. It's a small-minded approach to gaining a grasp on an exceedingly complex universe in which, it would seem, that everything is possible but what would you expect of stupidity?

Penis enlargement pills are a great money-making scam because, when they don't work (and they won't), nobody is willing to make a fuss about it because they'd have to expose themselves have having a desperately-small member.

The US wants to control and close the internet just like the other countries only it wants to *appear* as though it does not. Control schemes will be built and deployed quietly and not activated until you can be convincingly lied to that such control is in the best interest of your children.

I saw those on Star Trek: Enterprise S02E17, "Canamar". It was evil then, it's probably still evil.

The celebration of one's birthday is an indication of a character flaw which predisposes the celebrant to deception. He can be expected to repeatedly fall victim to various frauds and ploys because his desire to get something for nothing means he can be readily exploited in the attempt. Such a person can be expected…

"Thieves" is assumed. "Torture" and "horror" are subjective and highly dubious—considering that the images are relatively innocuous. My stealth racism detector just went off—maybe *I'm* the racist, right?

"instant" is the problem. What's your rush? Take your time and you'll finally experience good coffee.

You get this feature in Mail for OSX, too.

Wikipedia is a convenience that would be easily replaceable with the *second* item on a google search page. I wouldn't recommend a subscription model but, then, they didn't ask me.

*You* might. *I* would be siting in the lotus position.