Nice try, but let me fill in some ethics for you:

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.

What’s more embarrassing is that this gets the headlines. Not the federal debt increasing. Not the cut in programs. Not healthcare being in shambles. Nope, this. This is the ratings suits making decisions of what is news.

Nintendo just announced that it is working with Illumination (Despicable Me, Secret Life of Pets) on a Mario movie, confirming a report from the Wall Street Journal last year. Shigeru Miyamoto will be co-producing.

Or you could just not read the article? Seems a lot simpler than getting angry and leaving.

So is Super Mario Odyssey.

Such an underrated franchise.

Hannibal and the Curious Case of Norman Fetus.

All I want to know is where the command is to make your character say that their mom’s name is Martha when they go up against Batman, leading to victory as the latter inevitably becomes best friends with his opponent?

lots of interesting environmental puzzles can be solved with Force Lightning.

Thimbleweed Park will be out March 30 for Xbox One, PC, Mac, and Linux. The developers say other platforms will follow later.

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

It better be Eva 4.0.

I wonder how many folks will take a swing at this and miss the implicit message; my guess is that the number will be fairly low, given that the initial audience is likely to be comprised primarily of folks who were already on board with the message the parody is trying to send—but still.

As for the existential…

Phil LaMarr, Jennifer Hale, Keythe Farley, and Ray Chase had an AMA about the strike a couple of weeks ago. I was hazy on the details, so I checked it out.