Like all of histories great cheaters he’ll now quietly retire to run a sham non-profit organization.

Was it an upper decker?

Wish? Pffftt! My brother actually executed professional ruin on the john wall after Taco Tuesday.

with you 100%. I hate the idea of armchair diagnosing, because wtf do i know really, but Kanye did an interview this year on Ellen that made me so sickly uncomfortable. It was a string of incoherent manic phrases that had me drawing so many parallels to my experiences that I could barely finish it. A friend I was…

Trying to tell someone that their behavior is bizarre, erratic, and likely a symptom of mental illness is usually interpreted by others as being a judgmental asswipe. The few times I’ve said anything to someone it was done with empathy, “I’ve suffered from this and I hate to see you suffer when you may not need to”.

Mental illness is still taboo in our society and sometimes the rate of denial among family and spouses is on par with substance abuse addiction. Kim is a person of normal intelligence, and I assume she like most people would be the last person to recognize that their spouse needs professional help. It’s easy for third…

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

That sounds about right.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.

He only took five steps.

4 steps is traveling now? Back in the 80s and 90s I saw guys take 10 steps get a kidney ripped out and still score a 4 point basket. Players are soft these days.

call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

You know when you hear a joke so many times, you forget why you ever laughed at it? And then, you hear it one more time, and all of a sudden, it’s hilarious again?

This isn’t that one more time.

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

This seems to be the easiest highlight to truther ever.

In defense of the trutherers, I am compiling a team of America’s best deep core drillers to drill the shit out of that asteroid. Have you ever had a firecracker explode in your open hand? Hurts, right? But if you close your fist — your fingers get blown straight off. Its science.

Albert! My favorite Gawker author. I’m flattered you responded to my post even if you didn’t agree with it. Yes, he did catch a dump off pass and scored, but a little context is needed. Dorsey was just posterized on a great block but stayed with the play and ended up scoring on that possession so it did net his team 2…

You must be great fun at parties.

But after making the block, if Randolph turned back to the court instead of looking into the crowd, he might have blocked Dorsey again instead of allowing to Dorsey to score. I know. I’m that guy. But I think Dorsey staying with the play is the lede.

Followed up by a terrible defensive play!