Simmons used to be funny, now he’s just a lame dick. Who cares what this asshole spews.

Very true. Rarely anyone watches the game, they hang out at the red porch and get toasted. Worst real baseball atmosphere I’ve been too.

Google art cars at burning man.

You couldn’t be more misinformed about the Burn.

As a male, this stupid post is a perfect example of why women haven’t taken over the world, you are very cruel to each other.

Seriously this is a shit thing to get involved in.

except it wants a read option, like he said.

He will flush a shit ton of money trying thougj.

The Eagles are set at QB. Maybe the bills and jets, but the list stops there.

You can’t name four.

He wouldn’t even start in Cleveland. Maybe the bills or jets.

Baylor? Damn near killed her.

Rg3 requires less typing that Three. How lame...

I was going to say, who cares. Then I saw I’m the first comment, so I guess only me....

It is better of to be thought of as a fool than to bang on your keyboard and remove all doubt.

Gawker

Regretful doug?

Thumbs too, or nah?

I’m getting there....

I can only speak for normal, competent Gawker readers, but I liked it.