I hate the lighten up and take a joke defense because its usually deployed by shitty people. Here's how my brain works: Was my joke problematic? Yes? Apologize No? Decide whether apologizing is important to me for this particular person. But something being a joke is not a good benchmark for whether an apology is…

He also says the new collection books that've been out for probably like 5 years now.

I'm glad our forefathers weren't as gullible as you.

Nah. Hodor.

The fact that a pizza delivery guy knows where you live is still exploiting resources. You gave dominos pizza (yuck) both your address and your phone number so that a pizza can make it to your house. Delivery drivers are given both those pieces of info because they often have to call you to get you to come out. Once…

I somehow doubt that knowing a person returned to your residence to do the propositioning would increase peoples sense of security.

Yeah. because getting creepy unsolicited messages from someone who has boundary issues that knows where you live and has been to your house is just one of those things people should shrug off from time to time. A "don't do that bro" is totally enough to dissuade someone like that.

Personally? If I don't know the first thing about a random superficially attractive person in a public space minding their own business I don't think that's enough to go on to write them a poem and insert yourselves into their consciousness. Girls deal with unwanted interactions constantly and I don't need to pile…

Your example isn't even close to the article. This is a dude with the girls phone number and her address and he's been to her home. Just use the exact same example with a different outcome, say the girl was thrilled.

"It's to the jury to determine who is more credible."

I'm reasonably sure I have a pretty comprehensive knowledge of consent because I've made it my beeswax to do so. And I would STILL go for the off chance I'd hear something new or if by going I could convince other people to go.

"No, my observation is that a PS Vita is a game machine"

Your scenario ignores the huge numbers of rape cases where dudebro had no idea he crossed a line because our society has a shitty track record of talking about consent. I'm not saying you don't get it, but there are a ton of other dudes out there that would also tell the class offerers to go fuck themselves, before…

"My question first and foremost is why he needs more songs than I typically use. It's not like he should listen to more songs than I personally prefer to listen to anyway."

God finally answers prayers to cure an HIV+ infant. He really does work in mysterious (in conjunction with medical breakthroughs) ways.

Correction: At press time we reported Tim's specialized in Breakfast, Lunch, and Hugs. What Tim actually said was "drugs" adding, "It's all in the game."

He said bashful, not afraid. He knew what he was saying.

I remember seeing my friends alley apartment door in that will farrel basketball movie set in flint. I was surprised they filmed there.

Do you even self-aware, bro?

Arguments about him aside, I pride myself on the ability to look at an article title and think "Hugo". There's a momentary moment of WTF and then it passes as I realize who it has to be.