CozyTeapot
CozyTeapot
CozyTeapot
Apr 29 2013
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Well done. I've got my daily dose of how to piss me off.

Apr 26 2013
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OMG! It hurts so BADLY! It's like you don't even notice at first but then later you realize that your skin is burning because a layer has been completely removed... Someone should invent a chin muzzle for such occasions...

Apr 26 2013
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Lol if I attempt to pout my lips in that way they start to quiver because my lip muscles are not toned enough to deal with it.

Apr 26 2013
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His lips are pursed almost perfectly. It's not a full on pout. It's subtle. It's like he's thinking about kissing you but not completely.

Apr 26 2013
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Ladies, can we think practically for a second? While voting did you perhaps maybe consider your chins and the chafing that WILL result after kissing these scruffy men.* I ask you is it WORTH the sacrificed chins? Read more

Apr 26 2013
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I'm actually surprised everyone's voting for scruff...While I agree it can be attractive it can hurt to kiss someone with a stubble... Is function even considered during this voting process? Be prepared for chafed chins!

Apr 26 2013
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Would any of the following change your mind and your vote? If so WHICH one?

Apr 26 2013
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This makes me want to watch G.I. Jane and THEN sign up for self-defense classes.

Apr 26 2013
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LOL guys. Want to explain what happened here? 007 is the only one who's preferred baby butt smooth?

Apr 26 2013
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I LOVE SLEEP—a little too much... I generally don't have problems passing out for bedtime, but when I do, I have a few remedies that might help: Read more

Apr 26 2013
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OH CONTRAIRE! Sweatpants are hella relaxing and awesome and they function in an expando pants style fashion however they aren't too stylish and yeah they can't be worn to work. Jeggings and leggings are stylish and also do have an expando feel but they hug your legs. THIS is where the expando pants come in. They LOOK Read more

Apr 26 2013
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In college I wanted to invent a new style of pants called EXPANDO PANTS. The kind of pants that expand and contract as you eat/lose weight so that you can live your life in peace. We get bloated, we get chubs, we lose weight. WHY do we need three different pants for these separate occasions. I ask you WHY! Plus I hate Read more