Well done. I've got my daily dose of how to piss me off.

"My chin be damned."

What about glasses + scruff

OMG! It hurts so BADLY! It's like you don't even notice at first but then later you realize that your skin is burning because a layer has been completely removed... Someone should invent a chin muzzle for such occasions...

Lol if I attempt to pout my lips in that way they start to quiver because my lip muscles are not toned enough to deal with it.

Omg but how would you avoid the chin chafing?*

His lips are pursed almost perfectly. It's not a full on pout. It's subtle. It's like he's thinking about kissing you but not completely.

The hawk votes scruff.

Ladies, can we think practically for a second? While voting did you perhaps maybe consider your chins and the chafing that WILL result after kissing these scruffy men.* I ask you is it WORTH the sacrificed chins?

I'm actually surprised everyone's voting for scruff...While I agree it can be attractive it can hurt to kiss someone with a stubble... Is function even considered during this voting process? Be prepared for chafed chins!

That's the least of our problems. We also need to learn to lift weights with our vaginas...

Would any of the following change your mind and your vote? If so WHICH one?

UMMM I think we need something to restore our faith in humanity... Otherwise I'm going to seppuku.

This makes me want to watch G.I. Jane and THEN sign up for self-defense classes.

LOL guys. Want to explain what happened here? 007 is the only one who's preferred baby butt smooth?

I LOVE SLEEP—a little too much... I generally don't have problems passing out for bedtime, but when I do, I have a few remedies that might help:

OMG Gaucho pants are making comeback?? HELLS yeah!

These ones?

OH CONTRAIRE! Sweatpants are hella relaxing and awesome and they function in an expando pants style fashion however they aren't too stylish and yeah they can't be worn to work. Jeggings and leggings are stylish and also do have an expando feel but they hug your legs. THIS is where the expando pants come in. They LOOK…

In college I wanted to invent a new style of pants called EXPANDO PANTS. The kind of pants that expand and contract as you eat/lose weight so that you can live your life in peace. We get bloated, we get chubs, we lose weight. WHY do we need three different pants for these separate occasions. I ask you WHY! Plus I hate…