Mazel Tov!! I printed up a bunch of business cards with the following on them for the nebbishe buttinskis I encountered while pregnant:

Wait an oh-my-what-does-an-atheist-say-in place-of-god minute! That bird is YOUNGER than I am? She looks at least 50 something! And when I was a fresh out of college whippersnapper Newt still looked (and acted) older than dirt.

If I had done that whilst preggers with my wee one, she'd probably STILL be kicking me! She's turning 7 this April.