Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

This, I thought in disbelief, is really how I'm going to die.

Worst Idea since the Chicago White Sox's #WhitePride campaign

Your argument is "since we already did the systematic genocide, what's a football team name on top"? Strong take.

Greg, given your success with hyperbole in the past I can only assume these shoes will be widely praised by soccer players, cure cancer and end hunger.

I coach college football to teach young men about responsibility and teamwork and accountability. The sport isnt about making money, its about helping young adults grow into great people and I take offe—hold on its my agent...uh, Texas just offered to double my salary, I'm outta this shithole, suckas!

Mike Tirico's Inner Monologue: "What is he— can it be? Yes! He is reaching for my manly chest! All the days, the years I've longed for this, and finally my fantasies have come to fruition! Sure, to some, it may seem like a mere playful grope, but I know better. When you work alongside a man for so long, you can sense…

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Managing "by gut", is not a problem in itself. It's the refusal to incorporate other tools that make it dumb.