Please, please, PLEASE, fellow Jezzies, don't feed the racist trolls. Don't pull them out of the grays. Dismiss any responses that are direct replies to you. Giving them attention just gives them exactly what they want and ensures that more readers have to suffer through their assholery. Make Jezebel a happier place…

I've never seen the show, but based on what I know about it, I would think that a first question for the producer would be: "How do you feel about exploiting these teen moms—children who are already among the most vulnerable in our society?"

Always nice to put a face to the people producing shit TV.

I'm going to start a Gofundme to travel around and crash each one of these weddings so I can photo bomb every picture and ruin every wedding.

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

Sorry, but you've completely missed the point. It's about people hating frauds, who are only popular because they have cleavage they can show. Who otherwise probably wouldn't get shit for viewers.

When did this happen? when I was young it was always: "Damn, I wish girls played video games" Now that this strange concept is getting a modicum of media attention, there's literally a fucking war on women...WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP!

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

So sick of the librul media promoting the myth of women existing.

On behalf of all women, everywhere, I would like to extend to you a sincere apology for ruining all your cool hobbies.

It's just stuff that guys do, you know. The human beings in the photos being violated and publicly humiliated don't even factor in. Just bros doing bro shit.

So from this part: " Here's a quick reality check: everyone — from Bill Clinton to your grandfather to every Greek organization in the nation does the same old stuff, just as they have been for the entirety of human history."

They're eating her ... and then they're going to eat me ... OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!

The ice bucket thing filled me with RAGE. People were like "oh but it's raising awareness for ALS!" Me: "Okay, good. Explain to me what ALS is, then."

This is gross on all the levels.

So if I just fucking devour a giant tub of Twizzlers from Costco, I win, right? I'll be doing that later anyway. AUTISM AWARENESS.

Ahh, I'm getting reminded of awesome memories of this game:

That would be amazing.