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ACTUALLY, 1 in 5000 newborns are born without an anus. So you can take your asshole privilege elsewhere.

So no big surprise, people that are invited to judge other people on a show about judging people judged people in a really shitty way and now shitty people are judging them shittily. I'm not sure what square root of shit we are at here, I'm guessing shit to the tenth power (roughly).

Yes. Black people laughed maniacally at the white slaves while calling them "cracker" and lynching them... Oh wait...

Oh, my bad.

This panel make-up is part of what is wrong with modern journalism. Some producer was thinking, 'for my panel on the N word, I need a balanced approach, so I definitely need to include a white dude to make it legitimate.' No.

You should try sex.

I hope he's okay with being immortalized as a total dickbutt.

I actually gave this some thought, but the experience was too interesting not to share.

Pictured: Potato Marshal

My Mom told me that she found me in a tiny teacup, in the yard, under a rose bush. She also told me not to get tattoos, because that's how the "feds" get you. I'm starting to think my Mom just made shit up.

Well you weren't gray for a bit there.

I agree with you; it was just about making a grand gesture and focusing all eyes on herself. Seriously, over an 11-year relationship there were no good, romantic times when she could have proposed? It had to be done where a bunch of people had no choice but to be involved? Ugh.

No one cares about your stupid proposal.

I am really very curious about whether the worker who diagnosed the IUD as a pregnancy was doing it in a deliberately misleading way or if it was a diagnostic mistake. Neither would surprise me, but it'd be interesting to know.

This is still my favorite meme, however I'm gonna have to adapt it to include
"AN IUD IS NOT A BABY".

Teddy?

Got a couple paragraphs in and- HRRBGLRGHBRRRGGGHLL!