Ah, I see.

Is this her only expression: Deranged white girl with her tongue hanging out?

I know you think that anything that happens in NYC is automatically the bestest evar in all time dood but pull your head out and look up a little event called Hurricane Katrina.

I see a bunch of people scrambling around like jackals over a ball.

Nah, but I will re-string my tennis racquet with your dried out lower intestine.

I put a near the man trap that says "FREE GASOLINE AND BLOW JOBS".

Detroit is a lawless hellscape because the auto makers refused to innovate and raise gas efficiency standards believing that their pocketed politicians would forever insulate them from a world that was quickly changing. Unfortunately the United States as a whole seems to be walking the same path by stubbornly refusing…

I've actually seen this done in Virginia . It's pretty hairy looking up in the mountains.

This is pretty impressive too.

His face scares me.

No fucking joke.

Next time call 911 instead of telling your dorm adviser who has as much legal authority as my grandmother.

Yeah, this kid isn't going to be a giant dick-hole to work with or anything.

"Try to stay in the fuckin' lines this time, okay Georgia O'Keeffe?"

I almost (almost) feel sorry for these billionaire sheiks, or whoever the fuck blows through Ferraris like Kleenex, because they have been so rich and pampered their entire lives they will never know the true joy of anticipation or the reward of achieving something long sought after through perseverance and hard work.…