I am 92% positive these are the same person.

Are we sure that judge isn’t a Xandozan assassin?

What about bringing up veganism

If you’re going to pirate sports, don’t lie to yourself about it. The reason you are pirating is not “all the blackout rules and other garbage.” It’s because you are either broke or cheap. And that’s fine. Embrace it. But don’t give some shit about sticking it to the man because the Browns-Rams game is blacked out in…

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A more punchable face has never existed.

Have fun at Vice! Here's to writing many more articles like your classic '07:

This guys opinion? The men's section seems to be all about looking like you shop at a thrift shop, but for people that make way too much money to be comfortable being around "those people" in a thrift shop.

Remake != Remaster

it's super effective!

No, that's not evident at all. She's underweight and more so from low calorie diet rather than high calorie-burn fitness regiment so she has soft/flabby stick-limbs. Just reminding everyone here. THIS is what 20 minutes of amateur Photoshop does, and it proves her hips weren't changed to begin with, it was just odd…

I was kinda curious about this because it seems like based on the model's pose and body shape, it's just a disconcerting placement of the arm. It's not photoshop, the author just doesn't know what women's bodies look like - they have hips.

I sent that pic to my younger brother and just said 'Does your girlfriend know your 19 year old self applied, and consequently was accepted, for the bachelor?'. He sent me a picture of a very rude hand gesture in return.

Katy perry stick to crowd surfing.

I've been a bartender for 16 years, everywhere from rock n' roll dives to Michelin-starred restaurants. Patrons at the dives tend to be less asshole-ish, but for the ones that push too far there's always a baseball bat with "The Manager" painted on the barrel. Yes, yes, you may speak to The Manager.

"I'm an immature jackass who can't handle people who are different so I'm pushing those insecurities on to my child, who likely doesn't even realize that his teacher is transgender and wouldn't have a negative outlook on the situation if I hadn't taught him to."

What does it feel like, never having been allowed to touch a woman?

Yeah, My roommate worked with Crystal Jackson at Starbucks...
His bet is that they attempted to buy from the wrong people.

Squats, glute bridges, hip thrusts, kickbacks, deadlifts and lunges. (With enough weight to actually build muscle. None of those sets of 20+ reps.) I spend a substantial amount of my time building my naturally flat ass into a booty.