buy this one for 40. when it arrives, don’t open it, request a return on the more expensive order and send back the sealed copy.

buy this one for 40. when it arrives, don’t open it, request a return on the more expensive order and send back the…

don’t quit carbs, just have it once in a while as a treat.

“DJing”

like a 40 year old lizard

Only 20 years old and already her face doesn’t look like this anymore

staffers have to unpolish anything shiny nearby lest he tries to take them.

Change your name back to Robert Hand. this isn’t worknig.

FROM THE CREATOR OF

It’s funny because Rihanna’s music just sounds like EHHHHHHHHHH, EHHHHHHHH, EHHHHH, EHHHHHHH

lips, cheeks, breasts, ass.

Her face looks fine when her mouth is closed and it’s her default face. But any time she talks or shows emotion it’s super creepy to look at: a stiff, bloated, disproportionate facsimile of beauty.

until several years later after buying a mac computer that the latest os upgrade starts screwing with the performance more and more down the line

look into matte clay products, which give a dry look unless you use way too much

shit is Fyre fam

could’ve fooled me with those drowsy eyes and sevenhead

...how did your kids get it?

Dem large creepy eyes

not a good head:body ratio

yyy-no. his cheeks are all puffy and stiff. they don’t move when he talks. either botox, implants, or fillers.

wtf did The Sitch do to his face? looks like he’s on his way to looking like an 80 year old diva