i know for a fact that american wheat/flour has a lot more gluten than european versions. that’s why if you eat a bunch of pasta in italy you’ll feel fine.

complains the guy who bought a smart fridge, smart toaster, and a smart baby cam without password protecting them

...there’s no lactose intolerance awareness outside the u.s.?

it’s best for people with fair skin and dark hair. you’ll need multiple sessions as it doesn’t get rid of everything in one go. it’s a little pricey but some places should have value packages of X number of sessions and it’s cheaper than waxing/shaving all the time

waxing? pfff, just get it lasered. saves money in the long run

Salt and Sanctuary has that ugly puppet flash animation and flash-like sprites. no buy.

i met a guy with the last name love. and he looked like fucking adult cupid: short, little chubby, curly blond hair.

deep house or techno

Actually, they broke history by showing that k pop guys DO have foreheads under their bangs.

If they did they would’ve found three different Marilyn Monroe wigs

Show me the texts. I wanna see the texts.

*Piss Light

have you SEEN people around you growing up? i’ve known classmates in high school who looked like they were in their mid 20s, and it just gets worse from there. genetics can be a bitch.

his knowledge of italian wasn’t unrealistic. i’ve had conversations in spanish where it sounded like i was really fluent, and others where i could only say simple phrases and try to act out the rest.

how many more colors do those v-necks come in?

rose gold doesn’t go on tech. that and the “gold” color on phones look exactly like all of the crappy bleh colors that every septagenerian bought for their cars in the 80s and 90s.

yeah, a bunch of small tattoos randomly spread out on the body doesn’t look good at all. tinder has shown me that :\

Hey guys, remember Glitter?

his eyes are too close together and it looks like he’s had face work done

Why don’t they try to race ahead of the U.S. in reducing air pollution instead?