I watch this when I need a laugh. Never disappoints:

I will never buy games close to their release dates unless I know exactly what’s in it (remasters) or there’s a big price cut. The industry’s a shit show when it comes to pre ordering, patches, early reviews, and game content.

*anal sex

not only do you have to download the emulator, you have to find each game you want, drop it in a folder, then have to configure it to make sure everything works with every game. not to mention a lot of people don’t want to do something illegal even if it’s really easy with emulation. sounds like you’re the one who…

Hey guys, why go bother buying pies at the store when you can just buy the ingredients and make it yourself for cheaper!

This is where basement dwellers go while travelling in Japan.

Good. Fuck this guy.

Yup: ass implants + awful cougar dancing

the intro made it look like it was going to be a cool single cam comedy. then it immediately showed that it was just another multi cam laugh track chuck lorre garbage show.

Don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back, Colin.

What is your job title at Carnival Corp.?

I’m pretty sure a lot of successful (not this trash anymore) business owners didn’t come anywhere close to taking advanced literature courses in school.

GoW4's ending is another Halo 2's.

ever hear of makeup?

lol still bitter about the iphone’s design issues yet will still buy iphones.

When are you going to post about Sophia Walinsky, who got her arm blown by a concussion grenade this past Sunday?

kids are going to do shitty things, whether or not a parent is doing their best. that’s dumb logic.

Justin Bieber:

slightly better than a baby

Fuck babies, adopt a 10 year old. No crying fits, no all-nighters, etc.