Let's tone back the attack, yeah?

I'm really trying to enjoy this game, but I just can't seem to. It doesn't really feel like Resident Evil to me. Feels like a poor port of Gears of War to a system whose hardware limitations nullify most of the weapons.

Move-only? It's really not hard to throw in "|| Joypad Button 1" with your if statements. I've done it myself many times.

They should probably give up those press passes to real news sites, then.

You're forgetting that this country is heavily against sex in its media. We still have alarmingly high rates of teen pregnancy and young sexuality. High school kids having orgies and running train at 15 and 16. Have you seen photos from Under 18 clubs? The kinds of things they do, it would be difficult to imagine that…

It's a lot like s less actiony L.A. Noire (or should I say L.A. Noire is a lot like Ace Attorney), only finding contradictions is all done in the court room, not in character interviews outside the system.

If you want an iPhone, that's cool, man. But to want one just so you're not the only one of your friends without one?

Amen. I always hated investigation parts of Phoenix, but I loved the court room. This sounds like such a perfect mix, it's almost too good to be true.

To all those worried:

I have 2 1/2 months to learn Japanese.

I agree with you, but I really could not care less about the story in fighting games. I just don't want to hear gratingly poor voice acting making me cringe every cutscene.

Tekken? No. Soul Calibur? Yes. DOA is my second-favourite series, so I understand that, aside from the faces, this is pretty much par for the course, but it's still a bummer. At least in Soul Calibur there's lipsync for the English voices.

Bass like the fish? I thought it was Bass like the audio element.

I'd like to get rid of all articles not connected to gaming.

He's like Michael Scott only not hilarious!

They need to understand, piracy is maybe 40% cheapness/poverty, 10% sticking it to the man, and 50% convenience.

Again, not really that flashy. It's a better example than Assassin's Creed, for sure, but it still lacks and forces combat upon you, which is really something I can do without in my ideal free-running game.

There's no animation. What's the point? The only reason to play this game would be to look at the gorgeous house. Hats off to the level designer.

See, this is what i want in a game. Free Running had some of the moves but it always felt clunky and the animations were canned and didn't blend very well.

He looks an awful lot like Sam Fisher. I thought the wrong image was posted at first.