I've seen the Pokemon in your party. You weren't about to win that battle anyway. >:]

That's true. I usually spend that time re-enacting scenes from Snakes on a Plane or LOST. Just, you know, from my seat.

Make friends with a big dude who can toss you about!

Number one rule of Bidoof is that you don't talk about Bidoof.

You make a very strong point. My Bidoof could grow upwards of six levels in that time.

Eh, it's only during takeoff and landing. I think it's within all of our abilities to go without electronic devices for the 45 minutes total that takes.

I'd rather see them during loading screens. Because of that shitty patent, we can't have a mini-game during them, so why not an ad? It would be less boring than watching the word "Loading..." mutate. As long as it's an ad loop and not "one-per-load." It should cut off whatever ad is playing when the game is finished…

"But it's never quite been told in a game like this before, and certainly not in a GTA-style game."

How many Star Wars parodies am I supposed to care about these days?

I did and I regret it.

Hear, hear.

Maybe I just feel like if you're going to emulate Mirror's Edge, you should go al the way.

That isn't parkour, it's just a bunch of gunmen models sliding around.

Oh! Max Payne!

I would love this crossover, man. Not to mention it would be entirely possible if you were to replace Nate, Marcus, and Falcon.

Finally somebody has my back.

Rude, but true.

And Schreier just loves it to pieces because he thinks "Referencing this shitty song is high-quality journalism."

m o t i o n c a p t u r e

Oh man