Kinect Fun Labs. Texas Hold 'Em. Arguably Kinect Adventures.

Kinect works just fine, it's just poor developer knowledge of the hardware.

I think the point is for Nintendo to develop the games, not simply license them to people who had obviously never even played a video game before.

They do.

I hadn't heard that there was PS2 emulation in the works. That would easily qualify Vita has Handheld of the Forever.

Okay, I don't get it. I have played Silent Hill and Chrono Cross on my PSP, and it's my understanding that the Vita can play any digital PSP offerings. What's the deal here?

I'd brave the nerd sweat and traffic just to hear his golden chords.

He could, I just don't think his squirrely voice would translate well to music. But I have been wrong before! Send me a save the date if you do hire him. I gots to see this.

Considering Adam's sense of humour, I'm willing to bet the line about singing is a joke. If not, I don't know how I feel.

I may only read Kotaku for gaming news, but I don't remember reading a ton of Bioshock Infinite articles.

Who drank Yoo-Hoo warm?

I would eat these relentlessly as a boy. I'm surprised I don't have diabetes.

I do not snack on my fellow Americans.

I'm one of the few who actually preferred the Duke to the S, though I strongly prefer the 360 controller to any pad.

Don't you mean "Kimmunicator"?

Your mom is rad.

I don't think it's possible to ever do another common-denominator Skyrim joke without bludgeoning thrice-buried equines.

Sensical or not, I love the ability to jump. High jumps, far jumps, wall jumps, double jumps, triple jumps, long jumps, backflips, jumps with inertia, rocket boosts, everything. If a game has a good feeling jump, I'll probably enjoy it.

I thought it was the Kim Possible beep.

Why do people try to act if they don't know how to act?