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Far from the only one. I think the people that really enjoyed it are the people who didn’t grow up with the original Mad Max trilogy. For me, The Road Warrior is the superior film by a wide margin

You watched it twice? Man, you’re a glutton for punishment.

I must be the only person to find Fury Road to be a visually stunning film, yet boring. I did laugh at the guitar-flame throwing dude however.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Personally, I agree with you. The movie was visually impressive, but narratively dull.

Well, they have a quarterback who can stay healthy now, at least.

Who knows what Minnesota was thinking, but what an excellent trade for Philly. They somehow turned a guy they didn’t even want into a first-round pick?!?

Oh, I can’t wait for the comments on this one.

It’s gonna be tough to explain if you don’t already understand why on a gut level.

It does get surprisingly better. Every time I sit down to watch it, the show quickly blows past my “This is absurd” initial reaction into “This is so absurd I can’t stop watching it” territory.

It does get better. I mean full disclosure, I’m willing to forgive a lot plot-wise if there are comforting trope-y elements and casting that I like (Old Spice werewolf!!), so that’s probably part of my continued patronization of the show. But I do think as the show stops trying to be twelve kinds of exposition at the

Confession: I am thoroughly enjoying this silly, silly show. Moody teen drama, arbitrary supernatural laws, glowing weapons, and an unlikely preponderance of black leather? YES, HELLO, HERE I AM.

Oh, I didn’t think it was winking at Austin Powers: It’s winking at the early Bond films. That’s the point of that. I guess I just don’t like these Craig Bonds films really doing much winking at anything.

I’m just thinking that the distances are too great, the times are too long, we are looking more and more like planetary expressions, life as a planetary expression.”

And it’s not like any of those 200 million Americans even like football, let alone enough to justify spending money on the advertisements that keep the Pac-12 afloat. Nope, no football fans here in the most populous state in the country, not a one! It’s also nice that NFL games end at a reasonable hour, and that we

Oh that's a good one. And I just remembered that Hulk issue where he gets burnt down to a skeleton and then is walking around naked afterwards and the Leader is like, "put some damn pants on."

I love my hometown of Chicago, but Mike Ditka is one universal symbol of it that I can't stand. The guy is an asshole who stumbled into a Superbowl win on Buddy Ryan's back (there is a reason the players carried Ryan on their shoulders, just to piss Ditka off), and then squandered away some of the best talent in the

Letting blood with leeches is actually useful for some ailments. Bleach enemas are a good way to destroy a person's intestine, and cripple them for life.

OK, let me get this straight: someone is doing this *today*? Because they need to go to jail for malpractice and mass-poisoning. They did all kinds of idiotic shit in the late 19th and early 20th century out of ignorance, but if someone's continuing the trend at this day and age, and didn't fall of a time machine,

So Kitty's dad is Ron Jeremy?