Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Well, they have a quarterback who can stay healthy now, at least.

Who knows what Minnesota was thinking, but what an excellent trade for Philly. They somehow turned a guy they didn’t even want into a first-round pick?!?

Oh, I didn’t think it was winking at Austin Powers: It’s winking at the early Bond films. That’s the point of that. I guess I just don’t like these Craig Bonds films really doing much winking at anything.

And it’s not like any of those 200 million Americans even like football, let alone enough to justify spending money on the advertisements that keep the Pac-12 afloat. Nope, no football fans here in the most populous state in the country, not a one! It’s also nice that NFL games end at a reasonable hour, and that we…

Until the Badgers play Nebraska again

I thought the Packers beat down of the Bears last week was going to be my favorite game of the year....I was wrong

Nebraska needs petition the Big 10 to take Wisconsin off their schedule.

True Minnesotan

Still had four of a kind.

I love my hometown of Chicago, but Mike Ditka is one universal symbol of it that I can't stand. The guy is an asshole who stumbled into a Superbowl win on Buddy Ryan's back (there is a reason the players carried Ryan on their shoulders, just to piss Ditka off), and then squandered away some of the best talent in the…

Letting blood with leeches is actually useful for some ailments. Bleach enemas are a good way to destroy a person's intestine, and cripple them for life.

OK, let me get this straight: someone is doing this *today*? Because they need to go to jail for malpractice and mass-poisoning. They did all kinds of idiotic shit in the late 19th and early 20th century out of ignorance, but if someone's continuing the trend at this day and age, and didn't fall of a time machine,…

So Kitty's dad is Ron Jeremy?