All this shit every year and we can’t get a Dredd sequel

I would agree with that for the most part. I just think that, whatever else he may have done, getting the guy who made Lost to write your screenplay probably wasn’t the best idea for the origin story of one of sci-fi’s most beloved films.

Prometheus cannot connect back to the first Alien movie, because it blatantly contradicts it. The Space Jockey in Alien is HUGE. So huge Scott used kids to play the crew for that scene. In Prometheus, the engineers are not much more than 7 feet tall. And the prop skull is clearly not human in structure - unless the…

The plot should be centered around the gods punishing Ridley Scott for giving the gift of Screenplay to Damon Lindenhof.

I doubt she would have much a career today had it not been for Newlyweds, so I call bullshit on that.

Shut the fuck up.

So your solution to avoid seeing bad movies in the theater is to see no movies in the theater?

I don’t get whole exercise thing either. Of course, haven’t been to a gym in 20 years. We are both cool dudes who are just too cool for things but still cool enough to tell others how they aren’t cool for doing not cool thing like they are cool. Cool bro, right?

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The comments are falling all over themselves to love all of Shyamalan’s movies. Insane.

Haha. Mine has to be when he pitched Lady in the Water to...whichever studio had made all his movies up to that point, I think Warner Bros...and the studio head and him went out to dinner to discuss it...and the studio boss said “Well, we don’t really understand it, but we’ll make it, only instead of the 90 million…

Nah ur stupidity is abundantly clear.

Also, there is a difference between knowing a word and using it in everyday conversation.

yeah, I never knew people watched films, had opinions, and wanted to discuss them with others. next thing you know you’re gonna tell me there are books clubs where people talk about books they’ve read. crazy shit.

But it takes an obnoxious prat to actually try and work them into normal conversation.

look at the big brain on brad

Wait so ESPN like can't make a story about concussions but they can make a story about this ?

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.