To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

I’m a 31 year old woman. Challenge accepted.

Rumspringa training.

School playgrounds, at least, tend to extend the hours of restricted access by the public until 5:00 PM-6:00 PM so that students in after-school care programs can utilize them. Public playgrounds certainly are open to access but it isn’t really a matter of not inconveniencing kids. I’m sure that women would not…

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

That’s the worst part of being north of 30, isn’t it?

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

My middle school students call that “going number three”.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

This is precisely why I gave up straightening my naturally 4C hair. EVERYTHING made my hair break off. If I used the “lite” perm, there were no actual changes to my hair structure. “Regular” or “Bone Straight” would effectively straighten my hair, but would also weaken it to the point of falling out. Wash and…

Not the most conventional way to do it, but it got the job done.

I hope it was a hoax. It’s depressing to think of a kid dying in a stranger’s arms, even if he thinks he’s Santa.

I understand where the #blackexcellence tag is coming from, but as a gay person I’ve alway found the idea of being proud of a characteristic deeply uncomfortable. Why should I be proud of something I never chose and have no control over? It’s crowing about an achievement that doesn’t exist and praising an attribute…

No, no tip necessary. NJ requires that gas station attendants hold it for you, some insurance thing.

I identify as a Christian but I admire the Satanic Temple folks for their ability to troll the religious right in a way that works.

This is fantastic. I was looking for something like this. Thank you!!!

This is fantastic. I was looking for something like this. Thank you!!!

Girl Talk in college birthed my love for mash ups. Thank you for the recommendations. I will check it out!

I look forward to these every year. 2015's mashup is still my favorite; there was something so triumphant about that piece of music. 2016 is a little frenzied, but it works for the tone of this garbage dump of a year.