No snark whatsoever and I hope I don’t come off as condescending, but thank you for sharing this. I think if more people shared that yeah, they have various responses to people of the same sex, the concept of the sexual spectrum would be more acceptable. To the point where people wouldn’t mock other people for their…

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

Mr. Finger up where?

nah

My local barcade has both X-Men and Turtles. Tis glorious.

Not black.

Weird, there’s been a 9/11 every year I can remember.

I think it was called netbust. One of my friends was a computer genius in the late 90s and we used to fuck with people on icq all the time in exactly the ways listed.. it opening the cd drive and taking over their typing. So mean but so funny.

Yep. There’s no half measures in the booty-eating renaissance.

Liar.

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

Hanging out with Jerry Seinfeld, hawking Acuras on Crackle ass Crackle.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

I’ll take “The slick bastard that hit the nail on the head,” for $5,000.

Nah, she has to put up with Pat Sajak. Trebek’s got the easier gig.  

That you know of. Think of all the free time he must have.

Say what you want about Alex Trebek but hosting a game show is a great job.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

And getting stuck talking to other parents while you’re at one of the many oh-so painful activities that they participate in prior to the age of 10.

Wait til you get to School Concerts and Recitals.