fuck off

I don’t think they are giving Blizzard enough credit. Yes, the idiom is a strange one to have as a family motto or on a scroll. Rather than “anticlimax”, what it really means is “the end result doesn’t meet up with positive expectations”. However, the literal translation of the idiom is, “a dragons head, but a…

I just use daily disposable ones, ultimate cleanliness :)

I love Jezebel. I’ve read it just about every single day since I was 17 (I'm 22 now). I’ve hardly ever commented, but I’m just saying I’m not some rando. Very disappointed that there was a spoiler in the title of this post. I know that a lot of people talk about how we shouldn’t be so worried about having things…

NO ONE CARES

I look forward to PRESIDENT TRUMP focusing on a Brady-friendly judge to nominate to the Supreme Court.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

They have unlimited money to jack him off? Where can I find a deal like that?!

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that “that guy” is clearly an ear of corn with a face?

That’s not how we pronounced it as kids. *sniffles, fixes*

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Episode 3 was Revenge of the Sith.

Al-Farouq Aminu”defended” Cousins from the other side of the basket. I’d personally blast him but I too spend all day pretending to look busy while not doing a goddamn thing. So I say keep on keeping on Aminu.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Been there, it’s awful.

I had that happen too. Women take it REALLY personally.

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Your writing style is so maddeningly juvenile and your tone so wildly inconsistent that it had become impossible to distinguish between snark and sincerity.