Or they’re just betting he’ll actually kill his girlfriend next time and they won’t have to pay the last few years.

WHAT’S JILLARY WYNTON DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???

Get the fancy routers and throttle their band to 56k speeds.

That’s how I understand it, based on extensive viewing of Entourage and Ari’s quest to keep his kids in private school despite his being a massive clownshoe.

HEARTBEAT BILL? Fuck, my abdomen has a heartbeat after an afternoon at buffalo wild wings...

What does a leaf with morning dew on it have to do with controlling a woman’s body?

Same. I had carts full of all sorts of combinations of cards in all the sites across the internet, and they were all coming up about 60 bucks for 75 cards, shipped.

Same. I had carts full of all sorts of combinations of cards in all the sites across the internet, and they were…

If you like these, be sure and check out Best of Bootie, they release a great compilation of their favorite mash-ups from each year, culled from their top10 lists each month. 2016's should be due out soon.

I’m a straight dude who just admitted to feeling the tingles for this guy:

NPR Rachel Maddow or MSNBC makeover’d for TV Rachel Maddow?

Anderson Cooper, and my reaction to him, helped cement, for me, the idea of a spectrum of sexuality. Cause even though I identify as straight, have never fooled around with a dude, and have never had (past fantasies in my alone time) the inkling to ever fool around with a dude, my reaction would be damn similar to Mr…

 I know adults who don’t drink their OWN cereal milk. Those are the shifty fuckers we need a national registry for.

My opponent had Cooper, Murray, and Carr. I went from up 17 heading into that last scoring drive, to losing by 5 :(

But all of trump’s fingers are pinky fingers.

Without getting too spoilery, there’s definitely potential here to redeem the series finale of Dexter with a quick follow-up.

THANK YOU. been trying to put my finger on it and the closest I could get was if Archie Bunker had a kid with Philip Seymour Hoffman.

No weeds? Maybe we can lose him in the woods... Send him hunting with Cheney.

Everything was alright.

Columbia University has zero tolerance in its athletics programs for the group messaging

Imagine if there were like 15 different un-checkmarked Trump accounts, and we had to guess which of the insane ramblings was the king cheeto.