Dude that spicy nacho is the TRUTH. Shocked that it was actually somewhat spicy!

I’m having a particularly rough go of it. 4mo son at home. Wife is a pediatric nurse. We’re both afraid for him. She’s afraid for her patients who depend on ACA and CHIP and whatnot. Afraid for all our friends in minority/vulnerable groups.

Is he wearing Joey’s turkey-eating pants?

If they gave me a 3d-engined, but still 3/4 persepctive, remake of the old X-Men arcade game? Holy crap I’d be down.

It was on XBL Arcade on the 360.. Not sure if it made it over to the Xbone

Are they just dogs, or very good dogs?

Where’s the Deadspin I-Team when you need them?

I took it as half Joker half Bruce Wayne. Like “hey, I might not be the hero” or whatever.

I’m 100% against unicorn rape, personally.

Sorry, I should say that medically, a partial-birth abortion is not a thing. It was a term created by NRLC to make it sound scarier.

“Partial Birth” abortions aren’t a thing.

We got picked up on a Friday night, and he said he had a guy who was really drunk a few rides earlier. I said the dude was probably just tailgating early, and he went with “my daughter would start tailgating on wednesdays... she’s probably the most famous tailgater” and i was like “Sam?” he said “yep” and proceeded…

Her dad was my Uber driver a few weeks ago. No joke.

How does this compare to some of the big tech places in the valley where engineers are kept in a similar sort of dark about possibly even the company they work for? I’ve heard rumors of people unknowingly working on new iphone hardware for a while or something before being brought up to speed once they’ve passed the…

I can’t watch a Jets game without thinking Bunny Colvin is on the sideline.

Hey man, don’t hate on my Xanga. Where else am I supposed to post my bed friend surveys and Good Charlotte quotes?!

According to RZA, he spat on her. Not cool, no matter what.

Should have punched him in the head.

I think if nintendo wants to print money, they go steal all the bethesda people and make a skyrim + pokemon type game. Instant billions

“leak and limp”