Such a Samantha thing to say.

Man. Standard def is way shittier than I remember it.

He also told Natalya to kill herself at smackdown tapings last night.

Thought I was reading Billy for a quick minute.

Are they on me? I feel like they’re on me.

Every time my grandma (turns 75 this year, has had MS for like 30 years) thinks she’s gonna die, she goes downstairs to start trying to clean out her crafting rooms.

I mean, being that hate speech is a legal term, there’s the legal definition of hate speech, could probably start there.

The only place I can find Rice Krispie Treat cereal in town is at Walmart. And for that reason alone, I am glad Walmart is a thing.

Then you’re set for PvP

Agreed on Olivia Munn. I’ve hated her pretty wholeheartedly since she was on The Daily Show for like 20 minutes. Painfully unfunny, and seemed to be trying waaaay too hard to be so.

I hate the things made up of the leeches that make you bleed for a semester and a half. Fuck those guys.*

Slutty sluts sounds like a drink that you get at Sonic.

I had no idea that was a thing until I knowyourmeme’d it just now. I just was looking for something that showed the scene well.

To catch whatever comes out her back privates after using so much butter in everything.

Is hungry at all like thirsty? Because I still am only like 80% sure what thirsty is, I can’t spend my days trying to figure out hungry, too.

With their winning streak of three World Cup in the last several years

Wait, short film about the Mandarin? How come I never saw it?

C’mon man, let’s calm down the rhetoric here. We all know PC Gamers are the master race.

Aren’t people still busy being angry that Oscar Isaac isn’t Middle eastern?