Thank you so much for removing the weird green circles from the amazon items list at the end of the post. Makes reading it so much more pleasant.

Thank you so much for removing the weird green circles from the amazon items list at the end of the post. Makes…

If it helps, it’s probably not a quarter-life crisis. More likely a third-life crisis, with women in the USA living to about 77/78 years of age.

My wife is a pediatric nurse. Our first child is due in June.

You are correct. As are the other 4 people that corrected me yesterday.

Nah, no offense taken here. Correcting facts != being a douche.

Yes and no. Someone else pointed out Episode 3 is Revenge of the Sith. Episode 2 is Attack of the Clones. Clone Wars is the animated stuff. And I should hire someone to fact-check my shit before I’m allowed to post on the internet.

If he keeps drinkin Colt 45 though...

I just have such a hard time thinking of him as anything other than “Tom Cruise” nowadays. Since he went public with his batshittery.

See, this is why I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet before like 10am.

Because it’s early and I’m not jaded internet guy yet, I’ll answer.

I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to resist.

ESPN 30 for 30, Volume 37: The Blue Jays curse began in 2016....

I’m going to have a really hard time not yelling the opening to “Down With The Sickness” whenever thinking/talking about this site.

Tried that once. Didn’t work.

Because the comment I replied to had to do with male orgasms?

Every now and again one of us will get a little weird about it, especially if the balance has been off (one or the other of us have finished more often a few times in a row, or whatever), but eventually it comes back to the same place.

Similar vein: It was my birthday one year, and my now wife, then girlfriend, was my DD home. We were all playing “Never have i ever” and it was going great. Except I was also good friends with her brother, who was about 5 years younger, football player, firefighter, but could also knit and loved holding babies...…

The breakup was even weirder. “I just can’t be myself when I’m in a relationship, I need to be single” —smash cut two months later— Dating a firefighter in Milwaukee.

Definitely. I had trouble finishing once with an ex (Thanks, SSRIs), and she got up and locked herself in the bathroom and cried for an hour.

WORD PURITY. ERASE ALL CONTRACTIONS. MAKE ALL WORDS OF FOREIGN ORIGIN REGISTER WITH THE GOVERNMENT.