Quit playing with friends that make you use the MadCatz controller.

Free plane tickets to people living in fuckholes that keep shutting them down.

Cow tipping isn’t possible.

Any USC fan ever that won’t shut the fuck up about how good that team was.

West Texas

double players’ deck sizes

And still no Samantha Bee

Mad props for including proper weightlifting shoes in a parody weightlifting gif. Nobody ever really believes me when I say Chucks are top-notch for most barbell excercises.

Oh, mostly TX then, yeah. I thought you meant like higher solo clears and was very confused. Without gold it gets iffy. But as far as speed runs/TX stuff, the Woh is super fun. Kinda pissed though, I spent 3 or 4 solid days trying to farm a Woh. Upgrading rares, blood shards, everything, and it wouldn’t drop. Finally…

How? My WohRasha tops out around 60, and it’s bugging me.

It was super weird seeing a Chelsea manager shake hands with Wenger after the match.

It’s really strange to see such an on-point, tone-perfect response from someone with dickbutt as their avatar.

Last time I bought a car, did the entirety of the negotiation over email, talking out-the-door price the whole time.

So no more reading jez at work, apparently...

Yeah, it is pretty tricky

Or just a new SSX :(

Good to know. I’m also excited that my wife will finally have to accept my dad jokes as appropriate.

Wife is having our first kid in June. At what point do I get to make snarky Magaryish comments about how they’ve made my life hell? Do I have to wait 6 months? 9? 4-6 years?

But underneath the makeup, Iggy’s just a Wayans brother though, no?

Any time the phrase “leg day” comes up, I think of this photo: