My life is complete. Thank you.

Deadlifts aren’t a leg exercise.. #thatsthejoke, right? Right? I’m dense on Friday mornings.

It’s always Uncle Rico.

The screaming 1/8th reps elsewhere on his channel are even better.

Just glancing at the screenshot I thought it was a new Rayman game.

I figured it was a Batman joke. Google tells me they’re actually dating.

My grandma was diagnosed with MS when she was in her 30s. She turns 75 (holy shit my grandma is going to be 75) this year.

Wait, wife out town, AND a Chelsea supporter? Are you me?

I mostly play solo, with some group play here and there, especially when I need death’s breaths.

My wife went out of town on Saturday morning, just hours after 2.4 dropped (and on PC, season 5 with it)

Wanted to make sure someone made this joke. Well done, and in a classy, decidedly un-Deadspin Commentariat type way.

Or fast food.

something only a shitbird would do.

I’m just hoping for a Daniel Bryan run-in

I’m no linguist (cunning or otherwise) but I read BestInSlot’s comment as “Her (that’s what we’re directed to do, yes?)“, so yes, that is what we’ve been directed to use as her preferred pronouns, so... yes?

Don’t: Do anything you saw McNulty do on The Affair

We’re waiiiiting :)

Dude, if I can break my addiction to Afrin (it was seriously like, 10+ years), I feel like I, too, can quit picking at stuff. YOU CAN DO IT TOO!

Dude, how can you have a 90s country TayTay dream album without a song that could have been written by the Breakup Mistress herself, “Bye Bye” by Jo Dee Messina?!!

I’m totally fucked. Having a baby in June. If I don’t read the baby books, how will I know how to raise a child?