We’re waiiiiting :)

Dude, if I can break my addiction to Afrin (it was seriously like, 10+ years), I feel like I, too, can quit picking at stuff. YOU CAN DO IT TOO!

Dude, how can you have a 90s country TayTay dream album without a song that could have been written by the Breakup Mistress herself, “Bye Bye” by Jo Dee Messina?!!

I’m totally fucked. Having a baby in June. If I don’t read the baby books, how will I know how to raise a child?

I will not pre-order... I will not pre-order...

Trivia: The brunette there? That’s Melora Hardin (aka Jan from The Office)

On the internet? No way. I wasn’t saying it was a bad thing or a chemtrails-level conspiracy, just funny that he’s so polarizing as to, in some people’s eyes, fall to the “worst” and elevate to the “best” for others.

The Weeknd was on both the best and worst lists on various parts of the Gawker network. Nice.

All the clips autoplay the entire clip?

Lakefront Holiday Spice and Schlafly Christmas are two of my faves.

Umm, I’d argue that by pointing out that Poe has lines two hours later, that’s a bit of a spoiler based on assumptions by FN-2187 after he hits the sand.

As a guy expecting his first kid in 6 months, this hit me right in the feels.

How is Arrested Development not on this list? Everyone can sit and watch, assuming the others are the ones that resemble the show’s characters.

Mou is starting to remind me of Steve Alford. As both a Chelsea supporter and an Iowa fan, that’s not a good thing.

It means that the Browns will, eventually, have to change their name.

Once a week

in case your wife gets hit by a milk truck

Geezus fuck Tom, put a Hightower warning on these kinds of posts. Triggered.

My cats opened a packet of sesame marinade, and my roomba helped spread that around the kitchen/dining room :(