... What? Is there a stat somewhere that 50%+ of men commit sexual assault? Or is my sarcasm radar completely fucked today?

My wife is 10 weeks pregnant with our first. She’s a pediatric nurse, and there was almost no discussion as to whether or not we’d be having our kid in a hospital, that was just how it was. Hospital, with doctors, and machines, and all the knowledge. And as someone who’s got anxiety and appreciates data and plans, I…

I keep starring posts in this comment section, and you keep being the author of said posts. Thanks

Not making this up, I get a “no healthy backends” error on the embed...

I found a hidden camera in the (single-stall, unisex) bathroom of my workplace last year, and it took a full year before they arrested and charged him, likely because they were trying to gather as much solid evidence/connect him to more of the videos.

Wait wait wait... I got an F on my ‘How to make awesome sub sandwiches’ speech and this fuckboy gets away with this? Horseshit.

I wasn’t a WWF viewer (let alone a PPV-buying one) when that happened, but did go back and watch it on the network after everyone was drawing comparisons, and what struck me most was how little down time there was.

A butt plug of a person? Like really a lot of fun once you convince your partner to try it for the first time?

Things to ignore Rhonda Rousey about:

Isn’t there some big scandal going on the UK about blowing royals?

I believe that was the Bunk’s argument against Omar re: Bird.

Sloppy fellation is the best kind...

The guy working the drive through at McDonald’s also told me to have a blessed day.

I’m an only child in a tiny family, so everything will be new. Up until about 6 months ago I’d never changed a diaper in my life.

And the mental anguish of having to touch poop.

Constantly

you can skip the cobbler.

My mom used to think the Eve 6 lyric was “Wanna put my tender part in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion.”

Or I just ‘Like’ the photos of my friends doing it while I’m chilling at Oskar Blues.

You’re giving our average american voter a LOT of credit. Most people I know won’t do that much research to find each of those points to be the case.