they basically have no impact at all.

All that’s in my subaru are my birkenstocks and a towel for when I take my dog to the dog park.

There was some comedian, maybe Kristen Schaal, who had a sick zinger, “So you care more about the animals than the humans who pick your food for 50 cents a day?”

More sprouts for me... The day Jimmy John’s brought back sprouts was the best day.

Nope. Some dumb licensing stuff. My friend shells out his hard-earned money, I should be able to leech off him and watch JJ Watt jump into O’Brien’s chin-crack!

My homegirl. I don’t care if she’s 90 shades of nuts. Beyond awesome.

Until I can watch it on HBO Go, it doesn’t count.

Don’t even start to fucking tell me Family Feud is scripted. That’s horseshit.

Any time this gif can get dropped, it a great day.

Seen way too many of those on /r/gonewild

No Dredd?

Plus I think a lot of us want to believe that no matter how tore-up-from-the-floor-up we are (coughriccough), we can still produce an absolutely specimen of a human being (in all ways, not just physically)

I think that can be summed up pretty succinctly. Triple H/Steph. Trips has been running NXT, obv, and as more and more guys come out of NXT and do great things on the main roster (as an aside, can we PLEASE get Neville a gimmick? And maybe his first name back?), it feels like Vince is maybe giving his opinion a bit…

Was shocked to not see Chyna mentioned there. She’s turned into somewhat of a shitshow lately (get better, Joanie, whatever that means!), but in her time, she was badass.

He’s in buffalo. By definition, he’s already like 6 months behind society.

My wife and I are trying for our first child. While she (a pediatric nurse) likes the idea of midwives, there is zero chance is hell anyone but a doctor is delivering her baby. She wants as much medical knowledge/resources as possible forearm-deep in her bajingo in that moment.

Unless you’re in australia. Aren’t cunts good things down there? Or was it New Zealand?

Seriously, Marvel has taken this organic webshooter thing way too far.

edit: nevermind, decided not to be a cunt.

My reaction to the skill shown throughout that match