Medilyte.

Vinegar strokes

I dunno, if you had a wet dream about Tom Brokaw, I’d say you’re definitely into the greys...

Will Cutty train him?

Neck tattoos.

Some of that passing just on the edge of the final third was videogame-like. Give and go, two-(wo)man game type stuff.

I think if Sasic (fuck diacritical marks) had gone and stood at the spot, it would have pushed the issue and possibly gotten the card, but she dinked around with her teammates on the edge of the box, so there wasn’t as much urgency.

It was really funny listening to the commentators almost get annoyed that Germany kept firing from 25-30 yards out. They stopped just short of saying “umm, you do realize that’s Hope Solo and not EPL Tim Howard*, right?”

The thing that I keep seeing is Klingenberg playing down on the wing on the offensive end so ofeten... I swear, it’s like watching Ivanovic, except Klingenberg’s got the wheels to get back.

Nipples always hard?

I questioned each member of the party and no one admits guilt. This was three years ago; we still have our suspicions.

I mean, I don’t see any buttholes, so we’re at least somewhat beyond AA, yeah?

My wife and I refer to, any time you can see the crease at the bottom of the cheek, as booty meat. I just always want to see if I can store a pencil (horizontally, don’t worry) in the crease.

I know what you mean.

I’m told there are glasses in this post, but i am distracted by the booty meat.

He just wants to pull a Buckner with his Pesky’s Pole on that ballgirl.

I keep scrolling expecting to see Magary...

That’d involve me willingly going to a wedding... After 6 last year (and two more that I couldn’t make it to), and only have 1 this year (already completed), I’m treasuring my summer weekends.

Ignoring the final sentence about someone’s life being ruined, massive bro-points to everyone at that wedding.

For some reason while reading this story, the image of Xenphilius Lovegood telling the kids about the Deathly Hallows, as if there’s some sort of logo for when you’re able to nail two brothers and then find a man who thinks that’s hilarious.