I think going to a wedding single and not hooking up is sadder than always being entrenched when going.

This wasn’t by any chance this past weekend? Everyone was complaining about the greens at the US Open...

We like to justify it by saying “but we’re married now, Jesus says it’s OK!”

More details:

Dry wedding.

Does it count as a ‘wedding hook up’ story if it was at a wedding where my now wife (then sworn enemy) and I didn’t hate each other anymore, as we had since we were like 14?

To take it one step further, according to copyright laws, things that are in the public domain (certain paintings, artwork, etc) are free to use, but certain images (ie: if the Met takes a picture of a certain painting) that photo falls under copyright, because it’s a new work.

If it’s a coverup, it’d be the first time Mariah has ever covered up anything, ever.

I was onboard with this King woman until she said people don’t watch live TV anymore.

Let’s just all go back and relive when he shut Nancy Giles down, in full sentences.

The mid-sentence jump cuts drive my shit up the wall.

Dope follows three present-day kids obsessed with ‘90s hip-hop and culture in general

they’re dicks

It’s been... okay...

Not a strap-on, but we’re hoping to order one next week. I always thought they were like 100-150 bucks, but you can get an inexpensive starter harness for ~50, apparently.

I made a pact with my wife that I will be getting a pedicure when we successfully achieve anal sex.

I googled “most likeable NBA players” and the first result was Dirk Nowitzki. This world is fucked.

Any reason for me to use this as opposed to Plex?

That description reminds me of a podcast I listen to called ‘Reply All’ and they have a piece called ‘Yes Yes No’, where their boss comes to the table with a tweet they don’t understand, and the two internet-savvy folks explain it to him. It’s awesome.

So if we’re rounding, that means Chelsea beat Arsenal 10-0 in 2014...