Nanako Dojima, the exception to the rule that child characters are annoying

NOOOOOO This is the sound of my mind blowing.

A grumpkin?

I remember on one of Manny’s 24/7 episodes they talked about his renewed Christian faith. At one point one of his people was talking about it, saying he needs to be better, and Manny said “just do what I do.” In context it sounded like Manny was comparing himself to Jesus, I remember rolling my eyes at how pretentious…

Shy? Hah, you underestimate my shyness.

This person's lugia costume is pretty legit.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Nope. Unconditionally love the yellow bastard.

I mean they were wild Pokemon before we caught them and as soon as they are captured they are tamed? It really doesn't make sense, but what if once in the ball their mentality gets rewritten and gets matched to you, is this why we have trainer's IDs and why another poke ball would not capture my Pokemon because the ID…

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

Suddenly, all of you are very attractive.

So we reached out to Capcom for clarification just to see if something was getting lost in translation here, and sure enough, reality isn't all that bad—at least according to Capcom's PR folks. Two important points:

The mobile game structure has no place on consoles...

Ah, of course, there's the ol' Capcom I know and hate...I almost didn't recognize you.

IRL Game of the year edition?

I'm getting really sick of NoA making assumptions about what American gamers will or won't like. They treat us like second class citizens, and it's super frustrating.

And because the 3DS is the first Nintendo handhelds that's NOT region free, I can't even import one. It's bullshit.

I'm so disappointed that Nintendo of America is jipping us on the option for the smaller model as well as swappable face plates. I was really excited for that way of personalizing the system. Japan and Europe get those and we don't? It's really frustrating seeing NoA continuing to do things like this. Poor planning…

It looks less like an egg and more like a coin purse.