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6/21/19

In order, those songs are: “Under The Sea,” “(Sittin’ On) The Dock of the Bay,” “Smoke on the Water,” “Cake by the Ocean” (a powerfully horny song if you read the lyrics), and “The Ocean.” Lovely. Ruehle was prepared for every situation:

6/21/19

This is very rude but also, very funny. I’m a Giants fan and will always love Bumgarner for his pitching and for putting 20 beers in his face but he has a long an storied history of being an absolutely insane hard ass. Sometimes it’s endearing, some times you’re like, “Don’t be such a bruised penis, my dude.”

6/19/19

Yes, EA is indeed responsible for a lot.

6/14/19

Thank you for writing this, Paul. I often struggle with body-image issues; it’s sad how illogical we think about our bodies as a society. Even if my annual physical goes very well, I still feel like I should lose weight.

6/13/19

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

6/13/19

citation needed

6/13/19

Sorry about your Bruins.

6/13/19

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!

6/13/19

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

6/13/19

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

6/13/19

Your book will be an all time worst seller.

6/13/19

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

6/12/19

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

6/12/19

what’s a boston

6/12/19

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

6/12/19

I’d like to issue a counterpoint, as someone who was basically raised in a bodybuilding gym (my dad was a bodybuilder back in the day, and our garage was converted into a gym and was a local hangout for bodybuilding for those who didn’t feel welcome in a traditional gym in the 80s.) compression tights were not a…

6/10/19

There are only a few things less violent in our world than a bench-clearing brawl in baseball.

6/9/19

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

6/7/19

Long Islander here, there are too many damn people. Staying in the left lane is easier than making 100,000 lane changes.

6/7/19

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane.