Billy shut it all down with “Homer,” but I thought we had a good run.

Playing with an obvious and vulnerable injury? He’s lucky Marchand is on his team, not the Blues.

“Yankees Fan Righteously Insecure Post Perfectly Illustrates Why We Hate Yankees Fans”

This dong was on the first pitch after the basketball game went to half-time. I flipped the channel to see if the baseball game was still going and this was what I saw.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

So Bozak’s goal wins game 4 last round for the Blues and now Gunnarsson’s scoring OT winners in the Final.

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

Honestly this isn’t too different from how the third Xbox is called the Xbox One.

also fun to picture: Phil and Stella driving to Minnesota this summer

Agree 100 percent. The “kid card” is way overused around offices. And put up boundaries sure, but they need to be within the parameters of your workplace rules. For instance, it’s actually not okay to slip away two hours early because of your kid if your workplace requires you to log any time off as vacation time. Just…

Yes.

This is a good point.

This is all great, just don’t assume having had kids makes the people who didn’t have kids your servants. I can’t tell you how many times a co-worker has seen it as a foregone conclusion that I’d be handling something for them because it was a child based issue. I had one co-worker who used to inform me she’d be…

They’d have been much more memorable wearing these:

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

BuT tHe CuLtUrE! It’S tHe GrEaTeSt CiTy On EaRtH!

Congratulations to Former Deadspin Commenter Jon Hamm.

‘....why would I bother with that weird category of “breakfast” food items when I have perfectly good lunch food in the fridge?’