Please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations.

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

The guy has not even started playing for the Knicks yet, let’s hold off on any and all “worst nightmare” talk.

I think you mean “the Sharks are pretty, pretty cartilaged”!

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

As someone who’s lived in Canada for about 8 years now I can confidently say nothing good comes from Toronto.  That city and its residents are insufferable.  If any of their teams won a title it would be elevated to Bostonian levels of insufferabilness.  The world is better off with losing teams in Toronto.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

“I haven’t seen a collection of slippery runs like that since Attila the Hun ate a gunnysack full of santa fe chalupas, babe. Chachi chachi chachi.”

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

how about a little love for when monday night football meant something...........”Get schwifty” with these guys and dab on the haters

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I don’t like the execution, but if people didn’t think Dany would end up being the villain, they never understood the show they were watching.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

ahh GTA III, the classic

always cool to see the curtain pulled back on this stuff.  The thing i love about rockstar games is seeing their technology grow by leaps and bounds every time they put a game out.  I guess when you can ship a game every 3 to 5 years, it will be like that. 

I am 100% for stereotyping MRA dickheads based on their choice of sunglasses alone.  I have yet to be proven wrong on this. 

Are we not men?