The golden ring of hell.

That fan redesign actually looks better than any sonic within the past decade IMO.

Then don’t read them...

I agree with you 100%. I know I’m not going to see the Avengers movie for a while and it’s ridiculous for me to think that people who were genuinely about having seen it don’t want to talk about it on social media. Additionally, knowing that [certain characters that we all know are going to die in this movie] do…

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

Do you mean Big Dawg? That’s okay that you messed up his name. Big Dawg don’t hold no grudges. Wuf wuf!

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

God has turned their backs on us.

That’s all well and good but you never asked him about his insane taint

“I think any worker organization is a good and healthy thing, so I support it whether or not I’m participating in.”

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

The Night King doesn’t feel like a villain.  He’s more like a natural disaster, or Godzilla.  I like that he didn’t start explaining himself in a pleasant baritone.

Mitch Witchnowsky sounds like he would be the quarterback for a Chicago football team in a video game that couldn’t work out a licensing agreement with the NFLPA.

With the 110th pick, the 49ers select Emma Stone, La La Land.

If you don’t already like Marvel’s offerings, this movie isn’t going to change your mind. But this movie wasn’t really made for that crowd, anyway, so that’s not surprising.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

Hey, the basic goal of football is breaking the plane, and this kid’s great-grandfather was one of the best.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Of course Oakland has the toughest schedule, they have sixteen road games. 

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family.