THAT'S THE BEAUTY. IT'S BOTH.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

The fact is, Uber's surge pricing is predatory. They hope that drunk people will push through the pages to order a cab without reading carefully, and then be too embarrassed to complain. They hope that at a busy time their customers won't be able to catch a cab, won't have access to public transportation, will be too…

"We're on edge because people are pissed at us for doing shitty things."

Apparently the guy who choked Eric Garner had multiple civilian complaints against him. They didn't even seem to factor into the investigation.

I work in civilian oversight of law enforcement - that is, I oversee and monitor complaints and internal investigations of police misconduct to ensure they are done properly and thoroughly. In my jurisdiction, this would absolutely be handled as a criminal misconduct investigation. Following the criminal…

You notice that crime isn't somehow spiraling out of control, though.

Listen guys. You might think it would be a good idea to warn young black kids to not do this to stay safe... but I'm told that ALSO makes the police really upset.

Oh does he? I haven't listened to Sway since I dropped XMradio, but I remember LOTS of interviews without freestyle requests. And in general, rappers aren't expected to freestyle rap whenever and wherever anyone asks. But if Sway has a rep for asking that I don't know why T.I. and Iggy were surprised.

EVEN I HAVE A SOME FAKE ASS RHYMES SAVED UP JUST IN CASE SWAY ASKS ME TO FREESTYLE!

my friend invited me out for NYE and i am like, already v antisocial in general- NYE is like...my idea of hell. it's cold. i am OBLIGATED to look cute. going anywhere, especially home, is an impossible shitshow.

Do what you're told and shut up: The american dream.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

Yeah, I totally don't get some of the criticisms lobbed at her. There are so many beautiful women in this world who do not reach the levels she has reached. She has taken what she was born with and turned into a massively profitable business. She put her looks and her family connections to work, it is not easy to…

kim isn't a genius, but can we stop acting like she's an idiot? you don't turn a leaked sex tape into a massive business empire by being an idiot- and before anyone complete loses their shit and tells me NO SHE HAS PPL FOR THAT- fucking look me in the eye and find me a huge success story that doesn't have 'people.'…

She also has millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars in cash to cushion the blow. I'm sure she'll be fine.

"I MUST HUG YOU NOW"

Mark, I'ma let you finish but this is the best Dad dance of all time.

The 'dad' at about 1.38 is actually this dude and he rules a lot. This whole video does actually

Welcome to the MLS, Mr. Torres.