Go get 'em, internet!

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

True, but having my phone not in airplane mode isn't going to get me sloppy on a red eye now is it ;)

Ok but I'm telling you this literally happened to me, where I had a number of flight attendants freak out because I opened alcohol on a flight. I am not saying it's impossible to sneak a drink on a flight. I'm just saying it's illegal and if they catch you they'll flip out.

Oh yeah it's definitely possible, I'm just saying technically it's illegal and you should be discreet about it instead of making a big show of how you aren't paying $8 for a cocktail. Some airlines definitely do not care (shout out to Southwest) but the pricks from Delta were definitely losing their shit over it.

It's against FAA regulations to serve yourself alcohol on an airplane. I found this out when I tried to open a beer I bought at the terminal in Brussels and the flight attendants freaked the fuck out and took it away from me. They said they would potentially have to report me to the FAA, whatever that results in, who…

You're doing it right then! :)

Expedia and Priceline. Set up an alert on Kayak and yes it depends on the time of year you go. Summer in Europe is the most expensive time, because it's when everybody else in Europe goes on vacation. So you have to be flexible with your vacation schedule. We try to fly around major holidays so we don't have to take…

Your vacations can be cheap, awesome, or child-free. Pick two.

My last flight to Belgium was $550 round trip and my last trip to Spain was $400. If you're flying to Europe for $2000 you are getting ripped off.

Dogs drink chlorinated pool water all the time, it won't hurt them.

Who is Joan River?

Not only do we have to be beautiful and skinny, but now we also have to have exceptionally toned muscles too! I'm glad the clothing industry has found new, innovative ways to create impossible standards for women's bodies.

You, on the other hand...

Hey you guys, we haven't heard his side of the story! Maybe it was a very tastefully decorated rape room!

Boom. That's Problematic, son.

Credentialism. Holy shit you need to take the stick out of your ass.

Last year, I permanently left a message board I had frequented since 2001. I had gained a number of good friends, met some great people, and participated in some wonderful discussions there in the 10+ years I was a member, but I don't regret it even for a second that I haven't read a single page on that site since.…

Oh okay, so 'being married a long time' is what determines whether or not it's real. If you get divorced, well you must have known there were problems before and didn't stop it in time, so 'not real'. Are those marriages weird and not something I would do? Yep. But not less real just because your parents have been…

This is a pretty stupid way to define 'real marriage'. Here, I'll help you out: a real marriage is when two people get married. If they get divorced later, or had second thoughts before, that doesn't magically make it 'not real' in retrospect.