This is horseshit.

Differnt last names, different bedrooms, lack of real relationship, depression. I know I cant be the only one with a similar track of thought

I was going to go with three.

No. You do not get what I'm saying.

You sir, are dense.

I'm fully aware of how tipping out works and that the bus boys, bar backs and bartenders don't get a cut if I don't tip a bad server. Regardless, not tipping a bad server is important. The bus boys, bar backs and bartenders, by virtue of getting stiffed because Sally McTextingInTheCornerInsteadOfKeyingInMyOrder…

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

Hahaha, trolololol. That's an epic one. Did you have someone ghostwrite it for you? Listen stiff cock, if you don't understand the reasoning behind the spelling and the history behind it, maybe you should step away from the keyboard and pour yourself a tall glass of STFU.

That's not the point though, the rule is dumb, I acknowledged that, but that being said, the rule is what it is at this point, he knew that, decided the molly was worth more to him then the game checks and made his decision. I'm not going to feel bad for a guy for making a dumb decision.

Is it a dumb rule? Yeah, definitely. At the same time though, the players know what the rules are now, and would rather take the rec drug, then get the four games salary, it's dumb all around.

I'm pretty sure Ryan Mallett blocked me for this:

You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"

Easy way to scam chicks and make them feel good about themselves. Good coke increases the libido, you know?

Dating one of the hottest women in the world, having an affair with a golfers wife (who are also notoriously hot), doing enough drugs to fail a drug test, playing golf for a living and getting paid millions. Its tough to feel sorry for the guy.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

Well, thank God he wasn't smoking pot at the time, right?

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

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